I...

...rode the bus cross town to work today, but I did not win the lottery.

Nary a cent

Not a bit, a dollar, a hunsk, a five spot, nor a grand. Not even a large, a benji, a sawbuck or a naughty bagpipe. Nothing. Cmon lotto, hit me...with money.


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Feeling better

I'm finally over a ridiculous bout of bronchitis which I can only guess was a plot by some nefarious arch nemesis to keep me from my rightful lottery winnings. Employing occham's razor further, it's plain this can only mean that winning the lottery is my destiny. I for one am looking forward to it.


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