Exhausted

I'm so very, very tired of not winning the lotto. Each day is a struggle, but I will persevere. One day, that metaphoric giant sack with the dollar sign on it will be mine.

Not as of late

I've been so unable to win the lottery that it's beginning to effect my ability to post. I'll remain vigilant, however, so that you my fair reader will know on a daily basis whether or not I've won the lotto.

Neither ... Nor

...Yesterday...Today

Unbelievable!

I did not win again!

Updates

Saturday: No.

Sunday: Not in the slightest.

Monday: No metaphorical sack with dollar sign found (lotto not won).

Tuesday: It has but yet begun!

Friday

Friday, you cursed bitch. You were not the fulfillment of my deepest desires to bathe in easy, easy money. On the plus side, it's the weekend. Now I have more time to concentrate on winning the lottery.

Costant Vigilance!

I could stand to learn from my own advice! I must remember to post my results everyday! In an attempt to make up for my failings I will now recount the results of the last two days:

Yesterday, January 6th, 2010: I did not win the lottery.

Today, January 7th, 2010: I found a penny, but I didn't win the lottery.

It seems all of my affairs are in order.

Oh my...

I forgot to post yesterday.

I did not win the lotto yesterday...

Or today.

Perhaps tomorrow?

No, I did not.